getting into a series that no longer has an active fandom
A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.
you’ve got to be kidding me
I am in physical pain
kitties are kitties no matter what size
That lion has one of the most majestic looking manes, that I’ve ever seen before.
During the summers of 1965–1967, Disneyland employed women dressed as mermaids to inhabit the lagoon for the Submarine Voyage ride. If you were lucky, you could glimpse them swimming through the portholes of the submarine as you were submerged underwater. They could be seen sun-bathing themselves and performing synchronized swimming and underwater stunts for four hours each day.
» I’m sorry. I’m so sorry. «
when you can’t think of a good comeback so you just
'wishing on a star'